Too funny. Check out some truly heinous cakes.
Cake Wrecks
Cake Wrecks
August 22, 2008 by ChristopherLife sucks.
August 18, 2008 by ChristopherBut Charles Dickens was kinda cool.
In every life, no matter how full or empty one’s purse, there is tragedy. It is the one promise life always fulfills. Thus, happiness is a gift, and the trick is not to expect it, but to delight in it when it comes, and to add to others’ store of it.
So, FU life!
The Classiest Wedding Dress – EVER!
August 15, 2008 by Christopher
World’s tallest woman dies at age 53
August 14, 2008 by ChristopherAwwww… She was pretty cool. Her name was Sandy Allen, and she always managed to keep a positive outlook despite her many health problems.
The Associated Press: World’s tallest woman dies in Indiana at age 53
Guy has sexytimes with park bench and gets “it” stuck
August 9, 2008 by ChristopherYeah, he had to use his cell phone to call emergency services. And it took doctors 4 hours to remove his weiner from a hole in the bench. Apparently, the doctors thought they might have to cut it off. So I guess the moral to this story is that if you’re going to pork a bench, you should use a lot of lube. As this was a metal bench, I’d probably suggest WD-40. That’s a good tip for all y’all with furniture fetishes.
Man Almost Loses Penis Humping Steel Bench | Weird Asia News
Crazy, Dog-Cloning Lady is also Crazy, Mormon-Raper
August 9, 2008 by ChristopherOr maybe not. But probably so.
A cloned dog, a Mormon in mink-lined handcuffs and a tantalising mystery | Mail Online
The Best Fountain EVER!
August 6, 2008 by Christopher
A Cure for HIV?
July 30, 2008 by ChristopherScientists believe a novel new antibody may be useful as a vaccine, a treatment, and a topical prophylactic. Impressive. Let’s keep the fingers crossed.
Pathologists Believe They Have Pinpointed Achilles Heel Of HIV
Power corrupts.
July 29, 2008 by ChristopherI wonder why cops have such a bad rep.
Notable Marketing Ideas
July 25, 2008 by ChristopherAll these marketing campaigns are worth checking out. But as you can see, some are more effective than others.
Dark Roasted Blend: Shocking & Creative Ads from the Urban Jungle
Product placement edges into U.S. newscasts
July 25, 2008 by ChristopherFirst of all, TV News is completely unreliable and should largely be ignored. HOWEVER, only Fox would pull this kind of ridiculousness. Per a 6-month marketing deal, McDonald’s props feature prominently during morning news broadcasts. Shame on Fox.
Product placement edges into U.S. newscasts – International Herald Tribune
Alien fish creates three-way hybrid
July 24, 2008 by ChristopherInvasive species appear far more harmful than we expected.
21 July 2008 – New Scientist Environment
Italy doesn’t want gay guys to drive
July 17, 2008 by ChristopherJeez! Everyone knows gay guys drive better than women. Especially ITALIAN women. I mean, they don’t even shave their pits! Gross. I bet this fag shaves his pits. Which is also gross. But what does that have to do with giving him a driver’s license?
Man wins damages over gay driving test retake | Oddly Enough | Reuters
Women arrested in sex competition
July 17, 2008 by ChristopherWhy don’t I know any women like this? Actually, I probably I do. But still. Don’t the cops have anything better to do? Isn’t there anyone being murdered or robbed in Greece?
Women arrested in sex competition | Oddly Enough | Reuters
Cutting-edge, ’supplemental science’ comes to Louisiana
July 9, 2008 by ChristopherHere we go again. The issue is regrettable, but this article is pretty funny.
Cutting-edge, ’supplemental science’ comes to Louisiana – The Carpetbagger Report
Kindergarten Teacher Lets Students Vote Out 5-year-old Classmate
May 26, 2008 by ChristopherYes, after she gave all the kids a turn to say what they hated about him, she let them take a vote re whether he should be allowed to stay in his kindergarten class. What a bitch. Oh yeah, he’s in the process of being officially diagnosed with autism.
Teacher lets Morningside students vote out classmate, 5 : St. Lucie County : TCPalm
Canadian pierces lover’s heart in botched sex game
May 21, 2008 by ChristopherI guess he couldn’t remember his safe word? Yikes.
Oddly Enough | Reuters
Welcome to 1984
May 21, 2008 by ChristopherUK considers a master database to track every phone call and email. This can’t be good for freedom of speech.
US Golf Course to be placed SOUTH of the Mexico-US fence
May 11, 2008 by ChristopherThis is so stupid, I don’t even know what to say. Some idiot bureaucrat decided the fence between Mexico and the US shouldn’t follow the exact border. Unfortunately, a US-owned golf course WITHIN THE US will end up on Mexico’s side of the fence. This is not a joke. You can listen to an interview with the course owner here
US has the 2nd largest market for elephant ivory?
May 7, 2008 by ChristopherHow the hell can this be possible? We’re second only to China in the sale of highly illegal elephant ivory.
National Geographic
Attention all homos!
May 5, 2008 by ChristopherAre you a man dealing with homosexual issues? Do the homosexual workout. Go deep. Feel your increasing manhood (SCHWING!). If you love helping other men to be men (and who doesn’t?), watch this video. If you’re a gay guy, and you want to learn how to be straight from a REALLY gay gay, this is your chance. Move into your own manhood! Just remember to go deep. *nods*
watch the video here
Offer does not apply to lesbians because lesbians are always hot.
Very cool Rube Goldberg-esque machine
May 4, 2008 by Christopher
WTF did Heather Locklear do to her face?
April 27, 2008 by Christopher
WTF? Jodie Marsh?
April 22, 2008 by Christopher
Traditional media is dead, but publishers aren’t going down without a (futile and stupid) fight
April 22, 2008 by ChristopherDear Publishers:
Your business model is outdated. Please fix it. And oh yeah… STFU. No one likes a whiner.
Japan’s ‘digital shoplifting’ plague
