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Christopher — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 22:09:35 +0000

Kirk, Spock, Nine Inch Nails

WalMart Screws Its Customers – Another example of why NOT to support DRM

Christopher — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 06:51:52 +0000

When Google Video shut down, anyone who had purchased a video found it suddenly unplayable. Yahoo Music and MSN Music, have also gone out of business, leaving all their customers with worthless, ultimately unplayable music files. And now Wal-Mart is following suit. If you bought music from Wal-Mart’s online store, you will no longer be able to transfer it to another computer or device after October 9. Once you buy a new computer or re-install your OS, the music will be completely unplayable. Shame on you, Wal-Mart!

Remember that when you buy music, videos, or software with DRM, you’re not really buying it. You’re RENTING it.

Wal*Mart shutting down DRM server, nuking your music collection — only people who pay for music risk losing it to DRM shenanigans – Boing Boing

I don’t know where this picture came from, but it’s too funny.

Christopher — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 02:00:50 +0000

Hippies Wail For Dead Trees

Christopher — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 03:36:03 +0000

These people are koo-koo for cocoa puffs.

Politicians are Liars. Duh.

Christopher — Sun, 31 Aug 2008 21:46:27 +0000

And wives of politicians are liars, too. Double duh. Does the name, Hillary Clinton, ring a bell? But Hillary was a politician AND a woman, so she was both sociologically AND biologically compelled to lie. Whereas Cindy McCain is just a plain-old liar. pfft. Anyone who is surprised by this story, please raise your hand. Anyone? Anyone? Anyone?
Watchdogs make it harder for politicians to stretch the truth | csmonitor.com

You Gotta Look Pretty to Work for Fox News

Christopher — Sun, 31 Aug 2008 17:35:22 +0000

Maybe if they spent more time reporting and less time primping, Fox News wouldn’t be such a joke. Either way, this chick is HOT, and I’d totally bang her. Then again, she probably doesn’t have sex because it might mess up her hair. The running commentary in the video is hilarious.

ABC News: ABC Reporter Arrested in Denver Taking Pictures of Senators, Big Donors

Christopher — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 00:31:26 +0000

ABC News: ABC Reporter Arrested in Denver Taking Pictures of Senators, Big Donors

Nike Puts China’s Internet Nazis to work

Christopher — Sun, 24 Aug 2008 02:41:46 +0000

This sucks, Nike. Will you be happy once you have the guy is put in prison (or worse)?

Nike to China on fingering anonymous blogger: Just Do It

Tiddy Bear.

Christopher — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 04:11:48 +0000

Protect your tiddies.

Cake Wrecks

Christopher — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 03:00:13 +0000

Too funny. Check out some truly heinous cakes.
Cake Wrecks

Life sucks.

Christopher — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 08:23:59 +0000

But Charles Dickens was kinda cool.

In every life, no matter how full or empty one’s purse, there is tragedy. It is the one promise life always fulfills. Thus, happiness is a gift, and the trick is not to expect it, but to delight in it when it comes, and to add to others’ store of it.

So, FU life!

The Classiest Wedding Dress – EVER!

Christopher — Fri, 15 Aug 2008 21:21:35 +0000

World’s tallest woman dies at age 53

Christopher — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 00:16:56 +0000

Awwww… She was pretty cool. Her name was Sandy Allen, and she always managed to keep a positive outlook despite her many health problems.

The Associated Press: World’s tallest woman dies in Indiana at age 53

Guy has sexytimes with park bench and gets “it” stuck

Christopher — Sat, 09 Aug 2008 02:41:49 +0000

Yeah, he had to use his cell phone to call emergency services. And it took doctors 4 hours to remove his weiner from a hole in the bench. Apparently, the doctors thought they might have to cut it off. So I guess the moral to this story is that if you’re going to pork a bench, you should use a lot of lube. As this was a metal bench, I’d probably suggest WD-40. That’s a good tip for all y’all with furniture fetishes.

Man Almost Loses Penis Humping Steel Bench | Weird Asia News

Crazy, Dog-Cloning Lady is also Crazy, Mormon-Raper

Christopher — Sat, 09 Aug 2008 00:45:08 +0000

Or maybe not. But probably so.

A cloned dog, a Mormon in mink-lined handcuffs and a tantalising mystery | Mail Online

The Best Fountain EVER!

Christopher — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 19:42:57 +0000

A Cure for HIV?

Christopher — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 11:55:58 +0000

Scientists believe a novel new antibody may be useful as a vaccine, a treatment, and a topical prophylactic. Impressive. Let’s keep the fingers crossed.

Pathologists Believe They Have Pinpointed Achilles Heel Of HIV

Power corrupts.

Christopher — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 20:12:27 +0000

I wonder why cops have such a bad rep.

Story here

Notable Marketing Ideas

Christopher — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 10:09:32 +0000

All these marketing campaigns are worth checking out. But as you can see, some are more effective than others.

Dark Roasted Blend: Shocking & Creative Ads from the Urban Jungle

Product placement edges into U.S. newscasts

Christopher — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 09:48:39 +0000

First of all, TV News is completely unreliable and should largely be ignored. HOWEVER, only Fox would pull this kind of ridiculousness. Per a 6-month marketing deal, McDonald’s props feature prominently during morning news broadcasts. Shame on Fox.
Product placement edges into U.S. newscasts – International Herald Tribune

Alien fish creates three-way hybrid

Christopher — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 07:58:12 +0000

Invasive species appear far more harmful than we expected.
21 July 2008 – New Scientist Environment

Italy doesn’t want gay guys to drive

Christopher — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 06:45:09 +0000

Jeez! Everyone knows gay guys drive better than women. Especially ITALIAN women. I mean, they don’t even shave their pits! Gross. I bet this fag shaves his pits. Which is also gross. But what does that have to do with giving him a driver’s license?
Man wins damages over gay driving test retake | Oddly Enough | Reuters

Women arrested in sex competition

Christopher — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 06:39:16 +0000

Why don’t I know any women like this? Actually, I probably I do. But still. Don’t the cops have anything better to do? Isn’t there anyone being murdered or robbed in Greece?
Women arrested in sex competition | Oddly Enough | Reuters

Cutting-edge, ’supplemental science’ comes to Louisiana

Christopher — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 14:10:49 +0000

Here we go again. The issue is regrettable, but this article is pretty funny.
Cutting-edge, ’supplemental science’ comes to Louisiana – The Carpetbagger Report

Kindergarten Teacher Lets Students Vote Out 5-year-old Classmate

Christopher — Mon, 26 May 2008 01:51:20 +0000

Yes, after she gave all the kids a turn to say what they hated about him, she let them take a vote re whether he should be allowed to stay in his kindergarten class. What a bitch. Oh yeah, he’s in the process of being officially diagnosed with autism.

Teacher lets Morningside students vote out classmate, 5 : St. Lucie County : TCPalm