Archive for May, 2008

Kindergarten Teacher Lets Students Vote Out 5-year-old Classmate

May 26, 2008

Yes, after she gave all the kids a turn to say what they hated about him, she let them take a vote re whether he should be allowed to stay in his kindergarten class.  What a bitch.  Oh yeah, he’s in the process of being officially diagnosed with autism.  
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Teacher lets Morningside students vote out classmate, 5 : St. Lucie County : TCPalm

Canadian pierces lover’s heart in botched sex game

May 21, 2008

I guess he couldn’t remember his safe word?  Yikes.
Oddly Enough | Reuters

Welcome to 1984

May 21, 2008

UK considers a master database to track every phone call and email.  This can’t  be good for freedom of speech.

BBC NEWS | UK | Phone calls database considered

US Golf Course to be placed SOUTH of the Mexico-US fence

May 11, 2008

This is so stupid, I don’t even know what to say. Some idiot bureaucrat decided the fence between Mexico and the US shouldn’t follow the exact border. Unfortunately, a US-owned golf course WITHIN THE US will end up on Mexico’s side of the fence. This is not a joke. You can listen to an interview with the course owner here

US has the 2nd largest market for elephant ivory?

May 7, 2008

How the hell can this be possible?  We’re second only to China in the sale of highly illegal elephant ivory.


National Geographic

Attention all homos!

May 5, 2008

Are you a man dealing with homosexual issues?  Do the homosexual workout.  Go deep.  Feel your increasing manhood (SCHWING!).  If you love helping other men to be men (and who doesn’t?), watch this video.  If you’re a gay guy, and you want to learn how to be straight from a REALLY gay gay, this is your chance.  Move into your own manhood!  Just remember to go deep.  *nods*
watch the video here

Offer does not apply to lesbians because lesbians are always hot.

Very cool Rube Goldberg-esque machine

May 4, 2008