Kirk, Spock, Nine Inch Nails
Hilarious and NSFW
October 23, 2008WalMart Screws Its Customers – Another example of why NOT to support DRM
September 29, 2008When Google Video shut down, anyone who had purchased a video found it suddenly unplayable. Yahoo Music and MSN Music, have also gone out of business, leaving all their customers with worthless, ultimately unplayable music files. And now Wal-Mart is following suit. If you bought music from Wal-Mart’s online store, you will no longer be able to transfer it to another computer or device after October 9. Once you buy a new computer or re-install your OS, the music will be completely unplayable. Shame on you, Wal-Mart!
Remember that when you buy music, videos, or software with DRM, you’re not really buying it. You’re RENTING it.
I don’t know where this picture came from, but it’s too funny.
September 11, 2008
Hippies Wail For Dead Trees
September 9, 2008These people are koo-koo for cocoa puffs.
Politicians are Liars. Duh.
August 31, 2008And wives of politicians are liars, too. Double duh. Does the name, Hillary Clinton, ring a bell? But Hillary was a politician AND a woman, so she was both sociologically AND biologically compelled to lie. Whereas Cindy McCain is just a plain-old liar. pfft. Anyone who is surprised by this story, please raise your hand. Anyone? Anyone? Anyone?
Watchdogs make it harder for politicians to stretch the truth | csmonitor.com
You Gotta Look Pretty to Work for Fox News
August 31, 2008Maybe if they spent more time reporting and less time primping, Fox News wouldn’t be such a joke. Either way, this chick is HOT, and I’d totally bang her. Then again, she probably doesn’t have sex because it might mess up her hair. The running commentary in the video is hilarious.
Nike Puts China’s Internet Nazis to work
August 24, 2008This sucks, Nike. Will you be happy once you have the guy is put in prison (or worse)?
Tiddy Bear.
August 22, 2008Protect your tiddies.
Cake Wrecks
August 22, 2008
Too funny. Check out some truly heinous cakes.
Cake Wrecks
Life sucks.
August 18, 2008But Charles Dickens was kinda cool.
In every life, no matter how full or empty one’s purse, there is tragedy. It is the one promise life always fulfills. Thus, happiness is a gift, and the trick is not to expect it, but to delight in it when it comes, and to add to others’ store of it.
So, FU life!
The Classiest Wedding Dress – EVER!
August 15, 2008
World’s tallest woman dies at age 53
August 14, 2008Awwww… She was pretty cool. Her name was Sandy Allen, and she always managed to keep a positive outlook despite her many health problems.
The Associated Press: World’s tallest woman dies in Indiana at age 53
Guy has sexytimes with park bench and gets “it” stuck
August 9, 2008Yeah, he had to use his cell phone to call emergency services. And it took doctors 4 hours to remove his weiner from a hole in the bench. Apparently, the doctors thought they might have to cut it off. So I guess the moral to this story is that if you’re going to pork a bench, you should use a lot of lube. As this was a metal bench, I’d probably suggest WD-40. That’s a good tip for all y’all with furniture fetishes.
Man Almost Loses Penis Humping Steel Bench | Weird Asia News
Crazy, Dog-Cloning Lady is also Crazy, Mormon-Raper
August 9, 2008Or maybe not. But probably so.
A cloned dog, a Mormon in mink-lined handcuffs and a tantalising mystery | Mail Online
The Best Fountain EVER!
August 6, 2008A Cure for HIV?
July 30, 2008Scientists believe a novel new antibody may be useful as a vaccine, a treatment, and a topical prophylactic. Impressive. Let’s keep the fingers crossed.
Pathologists Believe They Have Pinpointed Achilles Heel Of HIV
Power corrupts.
July 29, 2008I wonder why cops have such a bad rep.
Notable Marketing Ideas
July 25, 2008All these marketing campaigns are worth checking out. But as you can see, some are more effective than others.
Dark Roasted Blend: Shocking & Creative Ads from the Urban Jungle
Product placement edges into U.S. newscasts
July 25, 2008First of all, TV News is completely unreliable and should largely be ignored. HOWEVER, only Fox would pull this kind of ridiculousness. Per a 6-month marketing deal, McDonald’s props feature prominently during morning news broadcasts. Shame on Fox.
Product placement edges into U.S. newscasts – International Herald Tribune
Alien fish creates three-way hybrid
July 24, 2008Invasive species appear far more harmful than we expected.
21 July 2008 – New Scientist Environment
Italy doesn’t want gay guys to drive
July 17, 2008Jeez! Everyone knows gay guys drive better than women. Especially ITALIAN women. I mean, they don’t even shave their pits! Gross. I bet this fag shaves his pits. Which is also gross. But what does that have to do with giving him a driver’s license?
Man wins damages over gay driving test retake | Oddly Enough | Reuters
Women arrested in sex competition
July 17, 2008Why don’t I know any women like this? Actually, I probably I do. But still. Don’t the cops have anything better to do? Isn’t there anyone being murdered or robbed in Greece?
Women arrested in sex competition | Oddly Enough | Reuters
Cutting-edge, ’supplemental science’ comes to Louisiana
July 9, 2008Here we go again. The issue is regrettable, but this article is pretty funny.
Cutting-edge, ’supplemental science’ comes to Louisiana – The Carpetbagger Report
Kindergarten Teacher Lets Students Vote Out 5-year-old Classmate
May 26, 2008Yes, after she gave all the kids a turn to say what they hated about him, she let them take a vote re whether he should be allowed to stay in his kindergarten class. What a bitch. Oh yeah, he’s in the process of being officially diagnosed with autism.
Teacher lets Morningside students vote out classmate, 5 : St. Lucie County : TCPalm
